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Cutting the ‘Department of Everything’

Published 12:59am Sunday, March 24, 2013

Republicans won’t let Obama raise taxes again until he agrees to real spending reform, and the President won’t reduce spending.

Stalemate.

While visiting House Republicans for the first time in years, some Americans thought maybe the President was really going to work with Republicans this time and get serious about a budget.

That is, until a senior White House official who was promised anonymity honestly told reporters, “This is a joke. We’re wasting the president’s time and ours. I hope you all (in the media) are happy because we’re doing it for you.”

Can there be two honest brokers in D.C.? The Republicans have one: Senator Tom Coburn. Unlike so many in Washington who behave more like reality show characters than legislators, Coburn takes to his job like achievers of the past such as Bill Roth and Jack Kemp, detailing $67.9 billion that can be cut from defense spending.

Some of the more entertainingly silly spending uncovered by his staff’s investigation makes for fun talk radio conversation, like Pentagon-branded beef jerky, a reality cooking show called “Grill it Safe” featuring two “Grill Sergeants” who performed a 46-minute cooking video, Pentagon-run microbreweries, a smart phone app to alert users when to take a coffee break, a bomb detector less effective than “a coin flip,” research examining the social interaction between robots and babies, and a workshop asking “Did Jesus die for Klingons too?”

The $67.9 billion in savings in what Senator Coburn calls the “Department of Everything” report could pay for a third of the cost of the planned fleet of new strategic bombers for the Air Force.

It could, Coburn reports, pay a third of the cost of the fleet of Ohio-class replacement nuclear submarines for the Navy. For the Army, $16 billion over ten years – about 25 percent of the savings in the report – could mean robust funding for modernization or purchase of new rifles and light machine guns for every soldier.

Moreover, it’s $67.9 billion in savings that Congress could use in budgeting.

You’ve noticed congress critters annoyingly crow their dedication to eliminating “waste, fraud and abuse,” their exhortations so cheerfully applauded at fundraisers, only to abandon their child of responsible behavior in the alley of broken political promises.

So, why is the military involved in so much non-military research and development? Is this by design to bring billions of dollars in pork to hundreds of representative districts around the country?

After all, having defense contractor employees in every state in the country sure does prevent congressional representatives and senators from wisely closing unneeded military manufacturing.

Why does the military need its own education system? That’s $15.2 billion of unnecessary spending that could be handled well by public, parochial and/or charter schools in military towns.

Why is the U.S. military spending $700 million on alternative energy? Are there even more Solyndra fiascos out there, hiding under the umbrella of military projects? Why not let them flounder in public under the auspices of the Department of Energy where these “bloomdoggles” belong?

As much as my relatives have enjoyed the PX over their lifetimes, the uncomfortable question needs to be asked: Does the military really need to spend $9 billion on grocery stores? Don’t ask my Aunt Gwen because she’ll say, “Yes, if it saves me 30 percent on all my shopping! That means more money for an after-shopping mai-tai or two!

Why not save a few billion by getting rid of the overhead and provide military with discount cards that provide the savings needed by enlisted personnel and their families?

So, who’s the honest broker on the Democratic side that will push for these spending cuts? Unfortunately, it will have to be someone other than the President who callously locks schoolchildren out of the White House while spending enough money on golf that would pay for a year’s worth of White House tours.

By the way, a “bloomdoggle” is a government scheme of putting citizens’ money into the pockets of corporate cronies without the citizens’ permission.

 

Rick Jensen is Delaware’s Award-Winning Conservative Talk Show Host on 1150AM WDEL and 93.7FM HD3, Streaming live on WDEL.Com from 1pm – 4pm EST. Contact Rick at rick@wdel.com, or follow him on Twitter@JensenVoiceover.

 

 

  • mickakers

    Thank you Tribune for presenting this informative article by Rick Jensen.

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  • mickakers

    keta; As a PS; We should not be placed in a position of being a Policeman Of The World. That unenviable situation is not to be desired. A feeling of superiority is indicative of false pride and leads to failure and humiliation.

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  • mickakers

    keta; An insightful and thought provoking comment. My compliments. Although, support of Israel is vitally important. They are our staunchest allies in that region. It is a very complicated situation. The Jewish people and the people of Palestine have suffered discrimination and prosecution for generations. The peoples of that area have been killing each other since the beginning of time for religious and ethnic reasons and will continue to do so until the end of time. The less involvement we have with these peoples, the better off we will be. There is a vast difference between Eastern and Western mentality and this must be taken into consideration.

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  • keta

    moved forward with $500 million in aid

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    Oooooh….aid to Palestine. So, $15 billion per year to Israel, that tiny desert country full of millionaires – good. Restoring humanitarian aid to Palestine – not military aid, humanitarian aid for a nation of refugees – bad. Wow, everything is so black-and-white on FOX News. Good guys, bad guys. They report, they decide, LOL.

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  • mikehaney

    The State Department confirmed this month the administration has moved forward with $500 million in aid, and is trying to secure another $200 million from Congress. Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland says the aid is important, because an “economically viable Palestinian Authority” would help regional peace and security.

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  • keta

    Oh, lord. That’s the trouble with wingnuts, they can manage to sound sane for a while, but they can’t help going all Glenn Becky on us, as in, Obama “callously locking schoolchildren out of the White House” while he fritters away money on golf. Give me a break. John Boehner told Golf Digest he plays 100 rounds a year. Do any of these nutjobs ever suggest he come in off the links and goose his do-nothing colleagues into doing something? Nah. Not a problem. They’re talking to idiots who are willing to believe anything about the president, no matter how illogical or downright stupid it is.

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  • Geronimo

    Political talk show hosts comments are so biased , they are meaningless except for the few brain washed , non thinkers that follow them.

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