America on its way down

Published 10:54am Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Sheesh, China, you sure know how to kick a country when it’s on its way down.

I speak of recent reports that your state-sponsored computer whizzes have allegedly been using their skills to steal intellectual property from American businesses.

I admit that I am envious of your pluck — how you’re so full of pep and vinegar in your desire to compete and grow.

America was like that once.

Sure, we were never communists at heart like you. We believed in freedom. We believed government should mostly stay out of our way so that individuals could freely pursue life, liberty and happiness.

Our approach worked mighty well. We were always blessed with natural resources, which we exploited mightily in our early years.

We were blessed with millions of proud immigrants who came to our country to improve their lot and give their children educational and professional opportunities that they never had.

Our work ethic was incredible. Hard work begat wealth production, which fed investment into innovative new ideas that further expanded growth and opportunity.

We have had many ups and downs — recessions and a depression and such — but, for the most part, we enjoyed one heck of a run. We have been the world’s largest economy since the late 19th century.

We are flattered, then, that you see such value in our methods and ideas that you are allegedly stealing them.

One industrial espionage expert told CNN that hungry, emerging economies see advantage in borrowing technology innovations, engineering designs and other intellectual property — ideas that took private companies in advanced countries lots of years and billions of dollars to develop.

Though industrial espionage has been around a long time, the fact is that the Internet has opened up unprecedented opportunities for skilled adversaries to penetrate company systems and hide in the background undetected, so they can swipe all kinds of proprietary information.

As I said, China, I admire your pluck — but are you sure you want to go to all this trouble to spy on us?

First of all, if American companies invent a new product, they’re probably going to hire people in your country to build it for them — what with energy costs, health-care mandates and rules and regulations being so burdensome in our country.

Secondly, China, you’re second only to the U.S. in patent filings — and growing fast. Our young people would rather become personal injury lawyers than engineers. It’s just a matter of time before your engineers overtake ours in new ideas.

Besides, your economy is poised to overtake ours in size by the early 2020s and possibly sooner, reports the World Bank.

I don’t know if you noticed, China, but our people have taken the wealth and good fortune they have inherited for granted. They just assume it will always be there. They don’t know the first thing about sustaining it for future generations.

In fact, our country is hellbent on robbing wealth from future generations. We are spending far more than we are taking in and borrowing the rest from you. Sure, it’s an unsustainable path, but many Americans are oblivious (we aren’t much good at math anymore, but we are No. 1 in self-esteem).

What I’m saying, China, is that you better watch your back. The way things are going, you will soon be No. 1.

While our young people are moaning about their rights and entitlements, your young people will be innovating all the new ideas — and our government will be trying to steal them.

How about we offer you a little deal? You give us $2 trillion to cover our overspending for the next two or three years and we’ll give you unfettered access to our intellectual property now.

What do you say, China?

China?

I figured. You sure know how to kick a country when it’s on its way down.

 

Tom Purcell is a Pittsburgh Tribune-Review humor columnist and is nationally syndicated exclusively by Cagle Cartoons Inc. Send comments to Tom at Purcell@caglecartoons.com.

  • mickakers

    As an afterthought; When purchasing food products from or processed in China, one should use caution. Their quality control is lacking.

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  • mickakers

    Tom Purcell; America on its way down, a thought provoking title, but the article itself is a bit misleading. Materialistically and Technologically speaking we are far ahead of China (standard of living). Without our lucrative trade agreements (the vast majority of products purchased in this country are made or processed in China) China would be in dire straits (worse than they are) without our support. Now; lets get down to the nitty-gritty; Moral Standards. China has been seriously lacking for centuries, for our purposes, ever since the Communist takeover. Europe has been in moral decline for several decades and the United States is in hot pursuit per example, the killing of the unborn, the advocacy of so called same sex marriage which leads to the destruction of a normal and healthy family life and the lack of care and concern when it comes to every day services. Moral decline has been the downfall of many societies throughout history. You think we would learn!

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