I been hearin' a lot 'bout this situation with President Bush wantin' to make Saddam Hussein fess up where he gots his nuclear weapons hid.

Other than the bleedin' heart liberals, the rest of us knows Hussein gots them weapons hidden in some dessert cellar or under the humps at "Uncle Osama's Used Camel Lot."

There has been a lot of opposition toward invadin' Iraq. Not only is there some concern in Congress and other countries, but the media is very concerned. Take fer instance CNN. If the war started before November, it could really hurt the 24-hour news channel durin "Sweep's Week."

Hussein's fear is that he might git killed this time. His son is kind of torn. He don't want the country blown up, but if dad goes then he gits to take over and torture the people of the country. And if dad dies, then he might become known as the "crazy" guy in the family.

Of course, there are some real dangers with startin' this Gulf War agin. It is very possible that if the war would last any length of time, Geraldo Rivera's career might git resurrected.

After a purr-fect week I slipped to 9-4 last week. Boy, them thar upsets hurt. The season record is now 83-21 (.798 percentage) and believe it or not, we only gots three more weeks.

Coal Grove at Fairland: I know these two teams is really young, but there is no truth that this here is gonna be the Baby Bowl sponsored by Huggies. Coal Grove 22, Fairland 18.

Rock Hill at River Valley: When ya is traveling over a hill and into a valley, be ready fer some turbulent weather. In this case, watch the Redmen storm into Cheshire. Rock Hill 36, River Valley 6

Chesapeake at South Point: If ya goes "Hunt-ing," ya needs a good pointer dog to go along with ya. Chesapeake 28, South Point 17.

Symmes Valley at Ports. Notre Dame: The Vikings gits an extra day of rest since this one is on Saturday. Look fer the Vikes to be done with their work early. Symmes Valley 42, Prts. Notre Dame 6.

Sciotoville East at Green: The Bobcats will need a lot "Moore" this week than they did last week to pull off the upset. East 26, Green 18.

Northwest at Wheelersburg: Will the Pirates lose two straight? Will the Pirates miss the playoffs? Will the Pirates have a losin' record? Will ya stop askin' silly questions? Wheelersburg 44, Northwest 12.

Others: Gallipolis over Portsmouth, Lucasville Valley over Oak Hill, Portsmouth West over Minford, Waverly over Greenfield McClain, Ashland over Boyd County, The Ponderosa over Russell.