Goober trying to pick up car repair tips

Published 12:52 am Friday, September 13, 2019

Welp, I wuz over at the auto shop the other day when I saw this blonde come in who said she was driving home from the football game the other day and got caught in a hail storm.
The car was covered with dents so she asked the repairman what to do.
The repairman decided to have some fun and told the blonde to go home and after the car cools down, get on your hands and knees and start blowing into the car’s tailpipe really hard and the dents would pop out.
Well, she did just like the repairman said but nothing happened. She tried again and blew even harder. Just then her roommate — another blonde — came home and asked, “What are you doing?”
The first blonde explained what the repairman had said and was just following his instructions. The second blonde just rolled her eyes and shook her head.
“HELLOOO! You need to roll up the windows,” said the second blonde.
I’d like to know the name of the repair shop. I sure don’t want any advice from them.
Ennywho, last week I wuz a dismal 9-6 to make it 24-9 on the season. I gots do git back on track this week.
Fairland at Ironton: if yer gonna pay tribute to the Ironton Tanks, no better way than to…Ironton 31, Fairland 21.
Portsmouth West at Coal Grove: West is comin’ east and they ain’t gonna like the trip. Coal Grove 27, West 19.
Rock Hill at Oak Hill: Do the Redmen had any healthy running backs left? Oh yeah, Logan Hankins. He gets three TDs, Rock Hill 22, Oak Hill 20.
Chesapeake at Symmes Valley: Coach Knipp and Coach Webb are friends. Off the field, not on it. Chesapeake 28, Symmes Valley 7.
South Point at Alexander: Pointers rackin’ up the frequent flyer miles, but not a win this time. Alexander 26, South Point 20.
Green at Manchester: Greyhounds are fast but they can’t outrun Bobcats. Green 24, Manchester 18.
OTHERS: Ashland over Wheelersburg; Portsmouth over River Valley; Gallipolis over Pt. Pleasant; Fisher Catholic over Portsmouth Notre Dame; Southeastern over Beaver Eastern; Lucasville Valley over Piketon; Minford over Greenup County; Waverly over Unioto; Sciotoville East is open.
Gridiron Goober is a self-proclaimed high school football expert who shares his vast knowledge and picks each week, all while offering a humorous take on the world of sports.

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